Translation please

How do you translate this into Japanese?

Dear person who puked their dinner of noodles all over the lobby of the apartment. I didn't puke- you did. I don't want to look at it, smell it, or always have to take the steps. Be an adult and clean up your own mess.


How about this one:

Dear people who own 10 bikes or feel that they have the right to park their bike stupidly or in the way of everyone. Please park your bike in a row next to another bike. Don't just fly in- park your bike in the entrance or middle- making it impossible to get the other bikes out. I don't care how much of a hurry you're in- youre not saving time in the long run since I purposely knock your bike over and your going to have to pick it up later.





Someone has to step up and take action.




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